Bride(zilla) vs Groom

The Day of your Wedding 

Bride: OMG why is that centrepiece tilted 0.000004% the wrong way 
Bride: I hope they didn't mess up the food
Bride: OMG LOOK AT MUMMA AND PUPPA OMG DON'T CRY
Bride: OMG she's trying to out dress me on MY WEDDING what the Jahannam
Bride: I didn't even invite you
Bride: Hate that aunty
Bride: i can't even eat this crap what the hell my stomach hurts ugh i bet i look ugly in all these pictures
Bride: Why is he looking at her?! I'm the wife HELLO
Bride: omg there were supposed to be 256 flowers on the cake but i only counted 255
Bride: i need some tylenol. and a bed.
Groom: Gonna get laid tonight, Alhamdulillah

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*becanda dikit biar ga pada stres :D*